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Okay, I need to define the term 'cv a3' in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by breaking down what this could mean. The term looks like it's written in leet speak or internet slang. Let's see... 'cv' might be a play on letters. C-V? Maybe each letter stands for something. Like, 'C' could stand for 'Cute', 'V' as 'Very'? So combining them as 'CV' usually means 'Curriculum Vitae' in formal terms. But here it's 'cv a3'. The 'a3' part is probably Leet Fury or internet slang. 'A3' in leet is sometimes used to replace letters with similar-looking characters, like 'az3' for E. So maybe 'a3' is 'E'? Putting it together, 'CV E'? Hmm. Wait, another angle: 'cv a3' could be split into 'cv' and 'a3'. If 'cv' is 'current V', or maybe 'see veem'? Not sure. Alternatively, think of each letter shifted in the alphabet. C is 3rd, V is 22nd. Maybe not numerical. Let's consider that in gaming communities, leet speak often replaces letters with numbers or symbols. For example, 'cv' could be 'current', but maybe modified. The 'a3' part is more straightforward as 'awesome' or 'art'. Wait, 'a3' is sometimes used to replace the letter 'e', so 'a3' could be 'e'. So putting it together: 'CV e'? Maybe 'C V E'? Like components of something? Alternatively, think of acronyms. C-V might stand for something, and then 'a3' as another part. For example, in tech terms, maybe? Or perhaps it's a play on words. Let me brainstorm possible expansions. Wait, 'cv' could be 'see see', but not sure. Alternatively, considering the word 'phubbies'? No, that's unrelated. Maybe it's related to Minecraft slang? Not quite. Let's think of humorous definitions. The user wants it hilarious and informative. So maybe combining elements humorously. For example, if 'CV' is a curriculum vitae, then 'cv a3' could be a CV with some awesome (a3) modifications? Or perhaps a play on the phrase "see veem" sounding like something else. Alternatively, think of 'C V' as letters C and V. In Roman numerals, C is 100, V is 5. So 105? But then 'a3' would be adding 'awesome'? So 105 awesome? That might not make sense. Alternatively, combining the numerical values: C=100, V=5, a=1, 3=3. Adding them up: 100+5+1+3=109. Not sure if that's relevant. Wait, maybe it's a play on 'see veem' sounding like 'seventy-three'? No, not really. Let me think of other possibilities. Maybe 'cv' is pronounced as 'cub', and 'a3' as 'ass' (since 'a3' could be 'A to Z' but that's a stretch). So 'cub ass'? Doesn't make sense. Alternatively, in internet slang, people sometimes write 'CV' as 'see double u' or 'cue b'. But not sure. Alternatively, considering that 'cv' is pronounced like 'koffey' (as in cannabis), and 'a3' could be a typo for 'ale', so combining into something like 'Koffey-cup'? Not quite. Maybe it's too off track. Wait, let's approach it differently. The user wants the definition to be hilarious and informative. So maybe taking liberties with the actual meaning but making it sound plausible. For example: "cv a3" could stand for "Cute Vee Ahourry"? No, that's not helpful. Alternatively, think of 'CV' as in electrical conductor (current), so 'current very...'? Then 'a3' adds something. Maybe 'Currently Very Electric!' But that seems too on the nose. Alternatively, maybe it's a play on the word 'see you later' but written in leet. Not quite. Let's think of each letter substitution: C is sometimes replaced by 3, V could be roman numeral for 5. So replacing letters with numbers and symbols. For example, 'cv' becomes '3V', then 'a3' adds more substitutions. Maybe combining them as 3V a3? Not sure. Wait, maybe it's related to the game Counter-Strike: 'CV' stands for Computer Vaporizer (the weapon), but that's specific gaming knowledge. Then 'a3' could be part of it. So "Counter-Vaporiser Alpha Three"? That might not make sense. Alternatively, in slang, people sometimes refer to weapons with creative names. Alternatively, think of the NATO phonetic alphabet. CV would stand for Charlie Victor (since C is Charlie, V is Victor). Then 'a3' could be Alfa Three? So combining into something like "Charlie Victor Alfa Three"? But that's a stretch and not really humorous. Another angle: In texting slang, people sometimes replace letters with numbers. For example, 'CV' could become '3v', then 'a3' adds more substitutions. Maybe 3V a3 becomes something like '3VA3' which in leet is similar to 'because of the way some letters look'. Wait, 'because' in leet is often written as 'bczof thzzeuz'. But not directly related. Alternatively, think of it as a play on words where each letter is replaced by another. For example, C becomes 3 (C=3), V could become 'vee' or stay as V, but then 'a3' adds more substitutions. So combining them: 3V a3. Maybe pronounced as "three vee awesome"? Like "See you three awesome"? Not quite. Wait, perhaps it's about the pronunciation in different languages. In German, for example, 'CV' is 'Curriculum Vitae', but maybe not related here. Alternatively, considering that 'cv' sounds like 'cub', and 'a3' could be part of a word. So "Cub-a3" becomes something else. Alternatively, think of it as a fictional term created for humor. For example: "What's the cv a3?" Answer: "It's a CV with some awesome modifications!" But that's too vague. The user wants an actual definition based on possible letter substitutions or expansions. Wait, here's an idea: 'cv' could be split into C and V, which in Roman numerals are 100 and 5. So combining them as 100 + 5 = 105. Then 'a3' is A=1, 3=3, so 1+3=4. Adding both parts together: 105 + 4 = 109? But that seems mathematical and not particularly hilarious. Alternatively, maybe it's a play on the word 'sequential'. No, that's unrelated. Let me think of internet slang combinations. For example, in online communities like r/memes or gaming chats, terms are often created for humor. So perhaps 'cv a